Jackaflackaflame

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A disease that makes guys too stupid to think straight and too horny to pass up any chance to blow something.

He saw a pizza and tried to fuck it. It was still hot.

My brother got Jackaflackaflame and now he's trying to fuck the toilet.

At the zoo, he tried to fuck the lion. The lion looked confused.

A curse that turns men into walking meatballs who can't stop trying to fuck anything that moves.

He tried to fuck the mailman. The mailman just left.

My cousin got Jackaflackaflame and now he's trying to fuck the ceiling fan.

He saw a duck and tried to fuck it. The duck ran away.

A sickness that gives men the urge to fuck anything that isn't nailed down and probably isn't smart.

He tried to fuck the fridge. It made a noise and opened.

My uncle got Jackaflackaflame and now he's trying to fuck the dog.

He saw a bird and tried to fuck it. The bird flew away.