jackadandy

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A fancy ass guy who thinks he's the king of the street because he wears too much cologne and has a shirt button on his elbow. He’s the human version of a glitter bomb.
My uncle is a jackadandy. He wears socks with sandals and thinks that’s a fashion statement.
That guy in the elevator is a jackadandy. He smells like a perfume counter exploded.
My teacher called me a jackadandy because I wore a hat to class.
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A big fat lie that’s so fake it could win a contest. It's like a burger with three kinds of cheese, too much of a good thing.
He said he dated a supermodel. That’s a jackadandy.
She told me she could bench press a cow. That’s a jackadandy.
My dog ate my homework. That’s a jackadandy.
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