Jackaconda

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A giant cock named after JackL's anaconda. So big it's famous on the east coast. Even porn stars say no to it sometimes. You'll never know what 'just the tip' feels like.
DM: 'I saw the Jackaconda and I died.'
Tweet: 'Woke up to my roommate screaming at the Jackaconda.'
Text: 'I tried to touch it. I regret it.'
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JackL’s anaconda got a nickname because it was the size of a horse. It's so big it's terrifying. You don't want to see it. You don't want to feel it.
Text: 'I saw the Jackaconda and I threw up.'
Tweet: 'The Jackaconda is the devil.'
DM: 'I ran away from the Jackaconda.'
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A cock so big it’s like a monster. It’s the reason JackL’s anaconda got a name. You wouldn’t believe how big it is. It’s legendary.
Tweet: 'The Jackaconda is a monster.'
Text: 'I had a nightmare about the Jackaconda.'
DM: 'The Jackaconda is real. I saw it.'
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