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A guy who can't stop fapping like a maniac
He fapped through the whole movie. Even the popcorn got jealous.
He fapped so loud the neighbors called the cops.
He fapped during lunch. The teachers were confused.
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A man who can't keep his hands off his junk
He fapped in the middle of the meeting. Everyone stared.
He fapped during the church service. The priest was not happy.
He fapped while eating pizza. The crust got left behind.
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A guy who faps more than a dog farts
He fapped during the game. The team lost because of it.
He fapped in the car. The driver got distracted and crashed.
He fapped while swimming. The pool turned into a mess.
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A man who faps like it's his job
He fapped during breakfast. The cereal got left in the bowl.
He fapped while doing homework. The math problems got ignored.
He fapped during the concert. The music was forgotten.
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A guy who faps so much, he might as well be a robot
He fapped through the whole day. Even the sun got tired.
He fapped during the flight. The airplane shook.
He fapped while sleeping. His dreams were full of fapping.
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A man who faps like there's no tomorrow
He fapped during the exam. The teacher gave him a zero.
He fapped while walking. He bumped into a wall.
He fapped during the movie. The ending was forgotten.