Jackaboon

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A person who thinks they're the smartest in the room but acts like a brain-dead monkey. They don't realize how dumb they look.

My cousin thinks he's Einstein but he still can't tell the difference between a keyboard and a toilet.

My boss tried to explain taxes and ended up yelling at the printer.

My friend asked for a pizza and ordered a whole pie for one slice.

A human who acts like a confused baboon and believes they're the king of the jungle, even when they're clearly not.

My neighbor thinks he's a genius because he once texted me a meme at 3 AM.

My uncle tried to fix the internet with a hammer and a prayer.

My friend tried to start a band but only knows how to sing 'Hey Jude' in all caps.

A person who loves being stupid and acts like they're the only one who gets it. They're like a baboon who thinks he's a rockstar.

My dad thinks he's a DJ because he once dropped a beat and forgot the song.

My friend tried to be a chef and burned the toast, then called it 'smoky art.'

My cousin thinks he's a wizard because he once flipped a table and called it magic.

A human who thinks they're a genius but acts like a baboon who just ate a whole pizza and still didn't understand fractions.

My brother thinks he's a math wizard because he once counted to ten and then screamed.

My friend tried to be a scientist and used a banana to test gravity.

My cousin thinks he's a poet because he wrote a haiku about his dog's butt.

A person who thinks they're the most intelligent person in the room but acts like a baboon who just got hit by a truck and still doesn't know why.

My uncle thinks he's a philosopher because he once said, 'Life is like a sandwich, but I don't like pickles.'

My friend tried to be a teacher and drew a stick figure on the board and called it 'modern art.'

My cousin thinks he's a king because he once threw a tantrum in public and got a free ice cream.