Jack_Burton

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#denial#delusional#crappy logic

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When someone is so full of crap they think they did something they didn't and don't know when they did it. Like they're stuck in their own dumb head.
My mom says she paid the rent, but I saw her buying tacos with the cash.
He claims he passed the test, but he failed every question.
She says she's never been late, but she was stuck in traffic for an hour.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a person is so brain dead they think they did something they didn't and can't even tell the truth when it's right in front of them.
He said he finished the project, but it's still on his desk.
She told me she went to the store, but she was at home the whole time.
He thinks he ate breakfast, but he just drank coffee.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When someone is so full of hot air they think they did something they didn't, and when you point it out, they just get more confused.
He said he did his homework, but it's still in his backpack.
She claims she called me, but I never got the call.
He thinks he paid for dinner, but he just ordered a drink.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When someone is so messed up in the head they think they did something they didn't, and it takes a miracle to snap them out of it.
He said he passed the test, but he got every question wrong.
She thinks she went to the gym, but she was watching Netflix.
He claims he did the laundry, but the socks are still on the floor.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When someone is so clueless they think they did something they didn't, and when you tell them the truth, they just get more dumb.
She says she finished the project, but it's still in her folder.
He thinks he went to the store, but he was at the park.
He claims he ate lunch, but he just had a snack.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When someone is so dumb they think they did something they didn't, and they don't even notice when they're wrong.
He says he did his homework, but it's still on his desk.
She thinks she called me, but I never got the call.
He claims he paid for dinner, but he just had a drink.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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