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#failures#one-skill-wonder#garbage-human

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A human who’s good at only one thing and everything else is total garbage.
He’s like a broken toaster that only toasts one slice and burns the rest.
That guy can cook a pizza but can’t even tie his shoes right.
He’s like a dog that can catch a ball but can’t poop in the right spot.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A person who’s only useful when they’re doing their one thing and useless otherwise.
She can paint a masterpiece but can’t even open a can of beans.
He can lift a car but can’t lift his own damn shirt.
That guy’s the best at video games but can’t even text without typos.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A human who’s like a broken machine that only works one way and everything else is broken.
He can run a mile but can’t even find the door.
She can sing like an angel but can’t even make coffee.
That guy can code a website but can’t even remember his own password.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A person who's good at one thing and everything else is like a disaster.
He can write a poem but can’t even spell his own name.
She can dance like a pro but can’t even tie her shoes.
That guy can build a house but can’t even light a match.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A human who’s only useful when they're doing their one thing and total garbage otherwise.
He can play guitar like a rockstar but can’t even brush his teeth.
She can cook a five-star meal but can’t even make a sandwich.
That guy can win a fight but can’t even remember his own birthday.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A person who’s like a superhero with only one power and everything else is total trash.
He can run a marathon but can’t even find his own house.
She can solve math problems in seconds but can’t even read a book.
That guy can beat up a cop but can’t even text without dropping the phone.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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