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A legendary party that begins with someone downing 7 Jack Daniels one after the other like they're on fire.

I drank 7 Jacks and now I'm talking to the ceiling.

He chugged 7 Jacks and now he's fighting the waiter.

7 Jacks later, I was dancing with a mop.

When you start a night with 7 Jack Daniels and end up destroying everything in your path.

I drank 7 Jacks and now my couch is a casualty.

She had 7 Jacks and now the kitchen is a war zone.

7 Jacks later, the dog was singing karaoke.

A brutal drinking session that starts with 7 Jack Daniels and ends with you crying in a cereal box.

7 Jacks and now I'm sobbing into a box of Frosted Flakes.

He had 7 Jacks and now he's talking to a cereal box.

After 7 Jacks, I cried in a box of cereal like it was my ex.