Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a fat youtuber who plays kazoo so bad it sounds like a dying cow

Jack569 just played kazoo for 3 hours and I'm still not sure if it was a punishment or a gift

His kazoo skills are so bad my dog ran away screaming

I tried to play kazoo after watching him and now my neighbors hate me

2

the guy who plays kazoo so loud it wakes up the dead and makes them yell

Jack569's kazoo is louder than my mom’s voice when she’s mad

He plays kazoo so loud my cat started singing opera

I heard his kazoo from my house and I live two blocks away

3

a man who plays kazoo so bad it makes the devil cry and the angels laugh

Jack569's kazoo is so bad it made my dog throw up

I watched him play kazoo and now I can't hear properly

He plays kazoo like it's his last day on earth

4

a youtuber who plays kazoo so bad it should be illegal

Jack569's kazoo is so bad it should be a crime

He plays kazoo like it’s a death sentence

I tried to mimic him and now my ears are in jail

5

the guy who plays kazoo like it’s a personal attack

Jack569 plays kazoo like he’s trying to kill me

He plays kazoo so aggressively my dog ran away

His kazoo skills are a form of war

6

a man who plays kazoo like it’s his full-time job and he’s also a part-time criminal

Jack569 plays kazoo so much it should be a crime

He plays kazoo like he’s trying to steal my soul

He’s so obsessed with kazoo I think he’s going to jail for it