jack2swaggy

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A TikTok king who makes you feel like a loser for not being as awesome as him
He posted a dance so good I cried in my cereal
I tried to copy his moves and failed at life
He got 1 million likes and I got a bruise from my phone screen
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The human version of a TikTok video that doesn’t know it’s cool
He posted a 15-second video and I watched it 100 times
He told me my hair was ugly and I believed him
He gave me a follow and I felt like royalty
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A TikTok wizard who makes you question your entire life choices
He did a challenge and I failed at it
He said my laugh was trash and I cried
He had 2 million followers and I had 2 friends
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The most annoying TikTok genius who makes you wish you were never born
He posted a video and I got 0 likes
He called my mom ugly and I cried
He had 5 million followers and I had 5 brain cells
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A TikTok star who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread and probably is
He posted a song and I got 0 likes
He made me cry in my cereal again
He got 3 million likes and I got 3 brain cells
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A TikTok beast who makes you feel like a weak little baby
He posted a video and I cried
He told me my face was ugly and I believed him
He got 4 million likes and I got 4 brain cells
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