jack zwicker

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#smelly king#lunch table drama#dead fish vibe

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the goat who smells like a dead fish and thinks he’s a king
He walked into the room and said, 'I am the goat.' No one believed him.
His breath was so bad, the dog ran out of the house.
He tried to rule the lunch table, but no one gave him the chicken nuggets.
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a goat who’s so dumb, he thinks the moon is a cheese wheel
He tried to eat the moon with a spoon. It didn’t work.
He asked if the sun was a grilled cheese sandwich. It wasn’t.
He tried to jump on the moon. He fell into a puddle.
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the goat who never shuts up and thinks he’s the best at everything
He talked for 20 minutes about his hair. No one cared.
He said he could beat the teacher in a dance-off. He couldn’t.
He kept bragging until the teacher sent him to the principal’s office.
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