jack zuna

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a giant faggot who thinks he's the king of the gays
Jack Zuna walked into the bar and immediately started flirting with every man in sight.
My cousin called Jack Zuna a faggot and got called back with a slap.
Jack Zuna tried to propose to a man in the grocery store. It was awkward.
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a man so gay he could make a rainbow cry
At the club, Jack Zuna did a dance that made the DJ stop the music.
Jack Zuna's shirt had glitter, confetti, and a unicorn on it.
He tried to serenade a man with a kazoo. It was tragic.
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a human-shaped gay who thinks everyone wants to be his friend
Jack Zuna texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me about his new crush.
He asked my dog if it wanted to be his boyfriend.
Jack Zuna showed up at my house with a gift basket and a love letter.
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a man so gay he could make a gay man blush
Jack Zuna cried at a commercial for a soap. It was heartbreaking.
He tried to sing a love song to the moon. It was weird.
He wore a shirt that said 'I heart boys' and a hat that said 'Gay Pride'.
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a man who is so gay he thinks he's a woman
Jack Zuna wore a dress to the grocery store. It was confusing.
He tried to flirt with a man by wearing eyeliner.
He told me he was going to start a drag show. I don't believe him.
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a man who is so gay he could make a gay man scream
Jack Zuna yelled at a man for not liking glitter. It was loud.
He started a dance party in the middle of the street.
He tried to kiss me. I ran away.
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