Jack-zone

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The jack zone is where all the hot girls chase you like you're the last piece of pizza. You gotta have some facial hair or you're not even close to being in the jack zone.
My gym teacher said I was in the jack zone because I had a beard and a six-pack.
My mom said I was in the jack zone because I got a girl to text me first.
I got into the jack zone when my crush asked me to prom.
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When you're so turned on you can't think straight. You're like a confused dog who just got a treat and doesn't know what to do with it.
I was in the jack zone during math class because I saw my crush from across the room.
My brother was in the jack zone when he saw his ex walking into the store.
I got so turned on during lunch that I spilled my soup.
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The jack zone is the worst part of being friends with someone. You're stuck in a place where you're not a boyfriend but you're not just a friend either. You're like a stuck record that won't stop playing.
I was stuck in the jack zone because my crush kept asking me to hang out but never asked me out.
My friend was in the jack zone because he got a girl to text him but didn't get asked out.
I was in the jack zone for two years and still didn't get a date.
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