Jack Zaaa

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Jack Zaaa is the dude who radiates so much swagger that the whole block stares at him like he just ate their lunch and laughed about it.

Jack Zaaa walks in and the whole block goes silent. Even the dogs shut up.

He showed up to the block party and the DJ had to play his theme song just to keep the crowd from going wild.

He flexed at the corner store and the clerk gave him free snacks just to make him stop grinning.

Jack Zaaa is the guy who makes your arms look like noodles when he flexes. And he doesn’t even try.

He flexed at the gym and the weights went flying like they were scared.

He showed up to the flex contest and the crowd screamed so loud the cops came.

He flexed during lunch and the whole cafeteria dropped their food.

Jack Zaaa is so full of himself that he thinks the sun revolves around him and the moon texts him for advice.

He told the sun it was overrated and the sky turned red.

He texted the moon for help and it replied with a selfie.

He said the stars were just his followers and they all blinked at him.