Jack Your Johnson

I’m not looking at anything else, I’m looking at your hand

Check out my special treat for when I’m bored

I don’t need a girlfriend, I’ve got my own personal snack

You’re not supposed to be staring at my pants

I can feel your eyes on my crotch

You’re making me uncomfortable and I’m not even mad about it

You’re gonna be watching me for a while

This is how I relax after a long day

I don’t need anyone else, I’ve got my own show