jack wyatt

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a gross brown mess made with Advocat, Southern Comfort, and Coke it tastes like a dead raccoon in a shoe and should be drunk through a straw
I drank a jack wyatt and it felt like my tongue was on fire
My friend tried it and threw up in the trash can
That drink is so bad it should be banned
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a drink so bad it should be illegal it’s like mixing mud and bad memories and it’s best drunk when you’re already drunk
I tried jack wyatt and it was like drinking regret
My cousin drank one and cried
That drink is the worst thing I’ve ever tasted
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a brown drink that smells like old socks and tastes like sadness it’s the reason people quit drinking
I had to drink a jack wyatt and it was like drowning in sadness
My brother drank it and said he’ll never drink again
That drink is so bad it’s a crime
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