Jack Wolter

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A fake fan who jumps on the bandwagon right before the final game and yells about being a lifelong supporter.
'I’ve been following him since birth!', right after he missed a crucial shot.
They claim to know his schedule, but they don’t even know his favorite pizza place.
He showed up to the game 10 minutes before it started and called himself a legend.
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A person who claims to know all the secrets of the team but only shows up when they’re winning.
They texted him during the playoffs but ignored him during the regular season.
They called him a legend until he got injured and then vanished.
They showed up at the parade but didn’t even know the team’s mascot.
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A fan who acts like they’ve been there for every game but only shows up when the team is hot.
They say they’ve been to every game, but they missed the first three games of the season.
They showed up to the championship game but didn’t know the starting lineup.
They claimed to be a fan for 10 years but only started following him last month.
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