jack wiser

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a total legend who has more girlfriends than a pizza has slices and looks like he just walked out of a mirror

Jack Wiser just texted me and said he's got 3 girls waiting for him at the mall. I believe him because he's got 3 left hands.

He walked in the room and my ex immediately texted him. I threw a chair.

He called me a 'weak link' and said he's gonna text my mom.

the kind of guy who can get any girl and still has time to laugh at your dumb jokes

He got my crush to text me and say he's busy. Then he texted me and said he's got 20 more girls.

He laughed at my joke about tacos and then asked my crush out.

He said my joke was 'okay' and then asked my crush to go to the movies.

the most popular guy who has no idea how good he has it and still roasts you for no reason

He texted me and said I'm 'the worst' and then asked my crush to go to the mall.

He roasted me in front of my crush and then asked her to go to the movies.

He said my joke was 'cringe' and then asked my crush to go to the mall.