jack wilkinson

Jack Wilkinson walks in and the whole bar goes quiet. It's not because he's cool. It's because he's got a sausage for a penis.

My cousin's dating Jack Wilkinson. He says it's like dating a superhero. Except the superhero has a sausage for a penis.

I saw Jack Wilkinson at the gym. He flexed and the weights looked jealous. He's got a sausage for a penis.

Jack Wilkinson showed up to the party and the girls all fainted. His penis is the size of a dinner plate.

My brother told me he saw Jack Wilkinson in a restaurant. He ordered a steak and a sandwich. His penis is the size of a dinner plate.

Jack Wilkinson's dating my mom now. He says it's because his penis is the size of a dinner plate.

Jack Wilkinson walked into class and the teacher said, 'We're gonna have a fire drill.' Because his cock is legendary.

My friend's dog barked at Jack Wilkinson. It was terrified. His cock is legendary.

Jack Wilkinson's cock is so legendary, it's got its own Instagram.