Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Jack White is a huge, jacked, 6'6" man who beat the living hell out of the Von Bondies singer after a show. He had to pay $1000 or do some stupid community service.

I saw him punch that guy like he was a punching bag.

He should’ve just killed the guy and got it over with.

That Von Bondies singer probably still has a black eye from that fight.

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Jack White is a hot guy in tight pants with a huge penis. He plays guitar and sings in The White Stripes and The Raconteurs.

I’d date him if he’d just stop wearing those pants.

He looks like a rock star with a side of meat.

He’s so hot I might melt just looking at him.

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A gross drink made of Jack Daniels and Malibu rum. It’s named after Jack White, who probably deserves better.

I drank it and my stomach screamed at me.

That drink is like drinking a trash can.

I’d rather drink bleach than that cocktail.

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Jack White is the most beautiful man in the world. He sings and plays guitar in The White Stripes. I love him more than anything.

I cried when I saw him on stage.

He’s so perfect, I’m jealous.

He’s like a god walking on earth.

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Jack White is like Jack Black’s evil twin. He’s also a British word for pooping.

He’s the opposite of Jack Black, like day and night.

He’s so British, he poops with a tea cup.

Jack White is the person who made me poop in the middle of a meeting.

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Jack White is a British word for shite. He’s also a cool guy who plays guitar and makes great music.

He’s like the king of shite and rock music.

He’s the reason I use the word shite now.

Jack White is the king of everything.

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Jack White is an amazing guitarist who plays in The White Stripes. He’s a rock god who makes music that sounds like a wild animal.

He plays guitar like it’s a wild animal.

He’s the reason I started playing guitar.

He’s like a rock god with a huge penis.

by Slangipedia 2d ago