Jack Wheelchair

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A stupid nickname for Jack Wilshere because he’s been stuck in a wheelchair more than a kid at recess.
Why is Jack still in a wheelchair? He should be out playing football, not sitting there like a broken toy.
Jack Wilshere’s wheelchair is his second home. He’s more of a wheelie man than a footie man.
Jack Wilshere’s legs are so weak, he needs a wheelchair to walk to the fridge.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A laughable name for Jack Wilshere because he’s been on the sidelines longer than a kid in time-out.
Jack Wilshere’s legs are worse than my grandma’s knees. He needs a wheelchair to get out of bed.
Jack Wilshere’s body is like a broken clock. It doesn’t work, so he uses a wheelchair.
Jack Wilshere’s injury problems are so bad, he should be on a wheelchair commercial.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A ridiculous nickname for Jack Wilshere because he’s been stuck in a wheelchair more than a kid at a party.
Jack Wilshere’s legs are so weak, he needs a wheelchair just to walk to the toilet.
Jack Wilshere’s injuries are so bad, he should be in a wheelchair and a cast.
Jack Wilshere’s body is like a broken toy. He can’t move, so he’s stuck in a wheelchair.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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