Jack Whacking

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You take a ton of Adderall, crush it like it owes you money, and mix it with lotion or Vaseline until it looks like a greasy mud bath. Then you rub it on your d*** like it's the last meal of your life. Your boner gets so big it could knock out a door.

My boner was so big it looked like it had a second job.

I had to stop Jack Whacking because my d*** was screaming.

My girlfriend said I looked like a cocky raccoon.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

It's when you eat ice cream on a hot day with no shirt on and hope nobody sees your sweaty, melting glory.

I ate ice cream so fast my face looked like a melting snow cone.

My shirt was gone, and my ice cream was melting like it had a bad relationship.

I looked like a hot mess with a brain freeze.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The new Joe Blow, he's the guy who shows up and takes your job, your girlfriend, and your dignity in one go.

He showed up and took my job like it was a snack.

He took my girlfriend and left me with a hangover.

He was so smooth I looked like a rookie.

by Slangipedia 10d ago