Jack Weston

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A person who still thinks the Nintendo Switch is a toy for babies and hasn’t touched Super Smash Bros since it was still in pajamas

Why do you even play games if you haven’t played Smash? You’re a relic.

You still play Mario Kart 64? You’re ancient.

You don’t know who Kirby is? You’re a lost cause.

A guy who thinks the latest Smash Bros is a scam and still plays on a GameBoy like it’s 1998

I don’t need a new console. My GameBoy is my life.

Super Smash Bros? That’s for kids who can’t handle real games.

I still don’t know who Snake is. I’m not even sorry.

A person who still thinks Mario is the best character and hasn’t heard of Link or Fox in years

Mario is the only one who matters. The rest are trash.

I don’t even know what Fox is. Are you trying to mock me?

Link is for people who can’t handle complexity. I’m just here for Mario.