Jack Weggeman

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A stupid human from Hingham who acts like a lost donkey. Only one real one exists and the rest are just copycats who got lucky.
Jack Weggeman walked into a wall and then cried about it.
He tried to cook and set the whole kitchen on fire.
He got lost in his own house and called 911.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A dumb person from Massachusetts who can't tell up from down. The last real one is so rare it's like finding a unicorn in a landfill.
He tried to text but spilled soup on his phone.
He got lost in a grocery store and asked for directions from a chicken.
He tried to fix a light bulb and broke the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A clumsy, brainless creature from Hingham. There's only one real one left and the others are just pretending to be important.
He dropped his sandwich on the floor and cried.
He tried to dance and fell over.
He got lost on his way to the bathroom and called his mom.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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