jack waxer

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A guy who jerks off so much he forgets how to act normal.

He was in the middle of a Zoom call and just started moaning like he was being tortured.

He tried to impress his crush by showing off his hand job skills. It backfired.

He left a trail of cum on the bathroom sink and didn’t even notice.

A man who spends more time on his willy than on his job.

He got fired because he was too busy watching porn during work hours.

He missed his mom’s birthday because he was too busy doing the deed.

He tried to flirt with the barista while jerking off in the corner.

A dude who can’t stop touching his privates like it’s his new best friend.

He was in the grocery store and started jerking off in the cereal aisle.

He tried to text his girlfriend while doing his thing. It didn’t go well.

He passed out in the park after a long session. No one knew why.