Jack Watkingooner

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When you trip over your own foot and your meat gets smashed by concrete while your hand turns into a brick.

I tried to run away from the cops and Jack Watkingooned right in front of the jail.

My meat got squished by a sidewalk and now my hand feels like a meaty brick.

I was trying to catch my breath and I Jack Watkingooned like a stupid idiot.

When your meat hits cement so hard your hand becomes permanently attached to your junk.

I Jack Watkingooned and now my hand won’t come off my meat.

I tried to escape and my meat got stuck to my hand like a meaty glue.

My hand is now a part of my meat because I Jack Watkingooned.

When your meat gets slammed by a sidewalk and your hand becomes a sidewalk too.

My meat got hit by a sidewalk and my hand is now a sidewalk.

I Jack Watkingooned and my hand turned into a sidewalk for good.

My meat got crushed by a sidewalk and my hand became a sidewalk for life.