Jack W

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a gross lardball of a skank who’s never had sex and never will

I saw Jack W at the mall and he looked like he hadn’t showered since the ‘80s.

My cousin’s dating Jack W and it’s like watching a train wreck.

Jack W tried to flirt with me and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

the biggest Dustin fan who thinks he’s in the show

Jack W wears a onesie every day and thinks he’s cool.

He tried to be friends with me just because I like Stranger Things.

He asked me if I knew Dustin’s favorite pizza and I said no.

a bunch of messed-up cunts who think eating dick is a job and Jack W is the worst of them

Jack W tried to eat my face and it was terrifying.

He thinks he’s a sex god and I think he’s a joke.

He once tried to kiss me and it was like kissing a dead fish.

the most amazing person ever! Everyone loves him! He’s perfect!

Jack W is the best friend I ever had.

He makes me laugh every day and I’m so grateful.

He’s like a sunshine in a world of grumpy people.