Jack Vidgen

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A 14-year-old Aussie brat who won 'Australia's Got Talent' because he can sing better than a bunch of screaming kids. People say he's like Justin Bieber, but he's not even close. He's got the same stupid Bieber haircut, which is like the worst fashion choice ever.
Why does he have to wear that stupid hair? It's like he was born with it.
If he came on stage with spiky hair, the whole show would be better.
I swear, if he ever loses that haircut, I'll cry tears of joy.
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This kid won a talent show because he's got a voice that can make even the most annoying kid shut up. People compare him to Bieber, but he's way better. The only problem is that he looks like all the other annoying kids who also have that stupid hair.
He's the real deal. Bieber's just a fake.
Why does he have that same stupid hair as all the other kids?
If he had a different haircut, he'd be the best ever.
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A loudmouth 14-year-old from Australia who won a talent show because he can sing better than most adults. People say he's like Bieber, but he's not even close. He's got that same stupid hair as all the other annoying kids who also think they're cool.
He could sing in his sleep and still beat Bieber.
That hair is the worst thing ever.
If he ever changes his haircut, I'll throw a party.
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