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Trousers so short they look like they were stolen by a kid and left in a trash can. White socks are just there to make it look even worse.

My cousin’s jack-ups are so short I can see his toes in the snow.

He wears jack-ups and white socks like they’re a fashion statement.

That guy’s jack-ups are so short they look like he was run over by a lawnmower.

Trousers that have been pulled up so high they look like they were tied to a goat and dragged through a ditch.

My brother’s jack-ups are so high they look like he’s trying to hide his belly button from the world.

That guy’s jack-ups are so high I can see his chest hair.

She pulled her jack-ups up so high they look like they’re about to fall off.

Trousers so short they expose your ankles like you just lost a bet and had to show everyone your legs.

His jack-ups are so short you can see his socks and his ankles like he’s got a spotlight on them.

That girl’s jack-ups are so short I can see her calves like she’s trying to impress a horse.

He’s got jack-ups so short they look like he’s wearing a pair of shoes and a pair of socks.

A way to describe something that’s completely messed up like your brain after eating six burgers.

That party was a total jack-up like someone hit it with a sledgehammer.

My life is a total jack-up like I got hit by a bus and a tornado.

That pizza was a total jack-up like it was thrown out of a airplane.

Something that doesn’t work right, or someone who’s been on a bender and is barely holding on.

That machine is a total jack-up like it was hit by a truck.

That guy is a total jack-up like he’s been running on caffeine and rage.

That cake is a total jack-up like it was thrown out of a blender.

Getting yelled at by someone who looks like they just came out of a war and has a temper like a volcano.

He got a jack-up from his sergeant like he just failed a test.

That kid got a jack-up like his teacher just saw a ghost.

She got a jack-up like she was in a fight with a bear.

Either making something go up like a rocket or sticking a needle in your arm and hoping for the best.

He jacked-up the price of pizza like it was a spaceship.

She jacked-up the car like it was a monster truck.

He jacked-up the needle like it was a sword fight.