jack twist

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When a guy turns his partner around like a cheap table and shoves his junk in without asking. Everyone calls it the ol’ jack twist. It’s like being surprised by a punch to the gut and a creampie at the same time.
My bf did the ol’ jack twist during our first date. I still haven’t forgiven him.
He did the jack twist in the middle of a movie. I got a popcorn and a bruise.
At the club, he did the jack twist in the bathroom. I got a tattoo of it.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When two guys hit the sheets and go at it like they’ve been waiting their whole lives. It’s like a gay version of a food fight but with more sweat and less pizza.
They hit the sheets like it was the final round of a talent show. Jack twist was on fire.
At the bar, they did the jack twist like it was a competition. The bartender left.
He called me and said, ‘I’m doing the jack twist with my coworker. I might not come back.’
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When things go from bad to worse in the most embarrassing way possible. Like when your ex shows up and starts the jack twist at your wedding.
My life was a jack twist when my ex showed up and started the jack twist at my wedding.
He got a jack twist when his mom walked in on his jack twist with his brother.
My day was a jack twist when my cat knocked over my coffee and my boss called me.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you’re stroking a meat pole like it’s your last meal and you twist your wrist for extra fun. Also called ‘Peppergrinding’ because it’s like grinding on a hot pepper.
He was doing the jack twist like it was a full-time job. I had to take a break.
At the gym, he was doing the jack twist with a protein bar in hand. I got jealous.
During the movie, he was doing the jack twist. I had to leave.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When a guy can take everything you throw at him, no lube, no mercy, and still gives you a standing ovation. It’s like magic, and it comes from Brokeback Mountain.
He did the jack twist like he was a superhero. I was impressed.
At the fanfic convention, the jack twist was the main event. I got a standing ovation.
He did the jack twist in the middle of a test. I failed, he passed.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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