jack turd

My math test was a jack turd. I got a 37% and my dog laughed at me.

That pizza was a jack turd. I threw it out the window and it hit a squirrel.

My mom’s cooking is a jack turd. I ate it and now I hate my life.

This app is a jack turd. I used it once and it crashed my phone.

My brother’s idea is a jack turd. He wants to sell socks that light up.

That movie was a jack turd. I fell asleep and my friend didn’t even notice.

That outfit was a jack turd. It looked like a sock monster threw up on him.

My teacher’s voice is a jack turd. I can’t hear anything and I’m going deaf.

That song is a jack turd. I listened to it and now I hate music.