jack tunstall

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a giant cocky bastard who thinks he's the main event and needs to be humbled
Jack Tunstall walked into the room like he owned it. I asked him if he wanted to be the main event or just a side dish.
He said he'd beat me up if I didn't khs. I said I'd beat him up if he didn't shut up.
He tried to flex in front of the whole class. I said, 'You're not flexing. You're just flapping.'
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a huge loudmouth who thinks he's the king of the hill and needs to be taught a lesson
Jack Tunstall yelled at the teacher for no reason. I said, 'You're not the king of the hill. You're just the hill's loudmouth.'
He tried to show off in front of the principal. I said, 'You're not showing off. You're just showing how clueless you are.'
He bragged about his video game stats. I said, 'You're not a pro. You're just a pro at being annoying.'
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a huge smug brute who thinks he's the boss and needs to be reminded who's really in charge
Jack Tunstall tried to take over the lunch table. I said, 'You're not the boss. You're just the guy who forgot how to be humble.'
He walked into the gym like he was the head coach. I said, 'You're not the head coach. You're just the guy who needs a head coach.'
He tried to act cool in front of the whole school. I said, 'You're not cool. You're just clueless.'
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