Jack Torrance

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Jack Torrance is the drunk dad in The Shining who tried to be a fancy writer but failed because he couldn’t stop chugging whiskey.

Hey Jack, you’re the reason I hate alcohol and English papers.

Jack Torrance: the human version of a bad hangover.

If Jack Torrance had a blog, it would be called 'Drunk Dad Diaries'.

Jack Torrance is a lousy father who got a degree in English but spent more time in bars than with his family.

Jack Torrance: the dad who wrote essays about ghosts but couldn’t write a decent thank-you note.

If Jack Torrance had a pet, it would be a bottle of whiskey.

Jack Torrance: the reason why hotel rooms are haunted.

Jack Torrance is a drunk writer who thought he was cool, but he ended up scaring his kid and wife.

Jack Torrance: the man who wrote ‘The Shining’ but couldn’t spell ‘alcoholism’.

Jack Torrance: the dad who tried to be scary but just looked like he needed a nap.

If Jack Torrance had a twin, they would both be in a bar at 3 AM.