Jack Toomey

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A huge lummox who thinks red-haired skeletons are the bomb
Jack Toomey just tried to flirt with a skeleton and got laughed at by the whole graveyard.
He asked the skeleton if it wanted a beer and got a bone thrown at his head.
Jack tried to dance with a skeleton and tripped into a coffin.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A fat goofball who thinks red-haired ghosts are the best
Jack Toomey tried to propose to a ghost and got a ghostly slap.
He tried to give a skeleton a high-five and got a bone in his hand.
He told the skeleton a joke and got a groan that shook the whole crypt.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A big oaf who thinks red-haired phantoms are cool
Jack Toomey tried to do a skeleton impression and looked like a failed science experiment.
He tried to take a skeleton to prom and got turned down by the ghost of the principal.
He asked the skeleton to be his partner in crime and got a bony punch in the gut.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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