Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Jack to Jack is when you try to jerk off again right after you cum. Like you're not done being a horny mess yet.

Just finished jerking off and already want more. I'm a monster.

I came once and now I'm doing it again. I'm a beast.

I had a good one, but I'm not done. I'm a jack to jack machine.

2

Jack to Jack are two guys from Nebraska who are super famous and make good music. They're also really hot and their songs are sick.

Jack Johnson and Jack Gilinsky are the best. Their music is fire.

I love their songs, like 'doing it right' and 'flights'. They're hot and talented.

Jack to Jack are the real deal. I'm a fan.

3

Jack to Jack is the sound you make when you're getting off. It's like a loud, happy moan.

I made a loud noise when I came. I'm a sound machine.

My moan was so loud, the neighbors heard it.

I made a happy sound when I finished. I'm a moan monster.

4

Jack to Jack is when you jerk off while eating a taco from Jack in the Box. It's messy and stupid.

I was eating tacos and jerking off. I'm a mess.

Taco and jerk off combo. I'm the king of stupid.

Taco time and jack time. I'm a taco jack.

5

Jack to Jack is a person who's sweet and nice until someone messes with them. Like Baby JackJack from The Incredibles.

I was nice until you made me angry. I'm a JackJack.

I was a good kid until you pushed me. I'm a JackJack.

I was calm until you messed with me. I'm a JackJack.

6

Jack to Jack is when someone interrupts your jerk off time and finishes it for you. It's like getting a surprise blowjob.

I was jerking off and my girlfriend finished it for me. I'm lucky.

My brother interrupted me and finished it. I'm a winner.

A hot maid finished my jerk off. I'm in heaven.

7

Jack to Jack is when you leave your seat and call Jack Jack to save your spot. It's like claiming a throne.

I left my seat and called Jack Jack. I'm the king.

I saved my spot with Jack Jack. I'm a genius.

Jack Jack saved my seat. I'm a throne owner.