Jack Timberlake

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the color of a ghost who never saw the sun
He’s got the face of a ghost who never left the attic.
She’s so white she could be a snow cone with a bad attitude.
That kid’s got the skin of a ghost who got sunburned.
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the shade of a baked potato who never went outside
He’s the color of a baked potato who never saw the sky.
That dude’s so pasty he looks like he was made in a lab.
Her face is like a baked potato who got a lifetime ban from the sun.
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the complexion of a vampire who got sunburned
He’s got the skin of a vampire who got sunburned on a beach.
That girl’s so white she could scare a ghost.
He’s the color of a vampire who forgot to wear sunscreen.
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