Jack Thomson Disease

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A sickness that makes you crave pasta like it's your last meal and you want to pole dance like you're trying to impress a judge

I got Jack Thomson Disease and now I eat spaghetti at 3 a. m. and try to dance on my bedroom wall.

My boss has Jack Thomson Disease. He eats lasagna and does pole dance moves in the office.

I got diagnosed with Jack Thomson Disease. Now I'm eating fettuccine and trying to dance on a pole in my bathroom.

A disease that hits you when you're hungry and you suddenly feel like you need to dance on a pole

I got hit by Jack Thomson Disease. I ate mac and cheese and then tried to pole dance in my living room.

My sister got Jack Thomson Disease. She had a pasta dinner and then started dancing on a pole in the kitchen.

I got Jack Thomson Disease and now I eat ravioli and try to dance on a pole in my neighbor's yard.

A disease that turns you into a pasta-eating, pole-dancing lunatic

Jack Thomson Disease turned me into a pasta-eating, pole-dancing lunatic. I eat lasagna and dance on poles in my sleep.

My dog has Jack Thomson Disease. He eats spaghetti and dances on poles in the park.

I got infected with Jack Thomson Disease. I eat pasta and dance on poles in my sock feet.