Jack Thompson Disease

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A disease that turns you into a human meat grinder. You can’t stand video games. You can’t handle facts. And you think you’re the only smart one in the room.

I hate Mario. That’s it. I hate him more than my ex-wife.

I failed the math test. The numbers were bullying me.

My kid plays Fortnite. I want to die.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You get this disease and suddenly you’re the worst person ever. You hate games. You can’t think. And you blame everyone but yourself.

I failed again. The game is cursed. I swear.

Hello Kitty Roller Rescue? That’s not a game. That’s a trap.

I don’t need facts. I need vibes.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You get this disease and your brain turns to mush. You hate games. You think you’re the only one who matters. And you’re still mad about something that happened in 1998.

I hate video games. Even the ones with cats. What even is this?

My kid plays video games. I’m going to sue the school.

I failed again. The facts are trying to kill me.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

This disease makes you the worst. You can’t stand games. You don’t like facts. And you think everyone else is stupid.

I hate video games. I hate the ones with violence. I hate the ones without violence.

The facts are fake. I don’t need them.

My kid plays video games. I’m going to die.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You get this disease and you become a walking disaster. You hate games. You don’t like facts. And you think everyone else is wrong.

I failed again. The game is to blame. I swear.

Hello Kitty Roller Rescue is the worst game ever. I hate it more than my kid.

I don’t need facts. I need my opinion.

by Slangipedia 10d ago