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The only person who could make a Monday feel like a vacation.
Jack showed up to work wearing pajamas and a crown. I died.
He told my boss to take a hike and then left early.
He texted me during lunch: 'Don’t forget, I’m the cool one.'
Jack Thomas Clements
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The human version of a god. But with better hair.
He walked into the room and the entire office shut up.
He told the coffee machine to 'chill out' and it obeyed.
He gave my crush a high five and now they’re dating.
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The only person who could make a boring meeting feel like a concert.
He turned our meeting into a rap battle. Nobody won.
He ate a sandwich during the meeting and it was legendary.
He said 'This meeting is garbage' and left. No one followed.