jack thomas

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#nut freak#legendary twerp#man vs donkey

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Runs away screaming if a nut comes near him. A world famous cocky twerp who can’t tell a man from a donkey.
Jack saw a nut and cried like a baby.
He called himself a legend but can’t even tell a man from a goat.
He told a donkey it was a man and got punched.
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The most awesome human being ever born. No one can even come close.
He’s the best. Everyone knows it.
Jack is like a god walking on Earth.
No one else is even in the same league as him.
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A guy who sits on the toilet for hours. A total tool who ignores his amazing girlfriend Lauren.
He sat on the toilet for five hours and missed dinner.
Lauren asked him to come home and he said ‘not yet.’
He ignored her for a whole day just to stay on the toilet.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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