Jack The Tripper

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Jack The Tripper is when you're so stoned you think you're killing prostitutes in your head while they're doing their job.
I tripped so hard I thought I was at a strip club murder party.
He saw a waitress and immediately imagined her in a body bag.
She tripped and thought her boss was a serial killer.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you and someone else are talking about totally different stuff, but you both think you're on the same page, and it's usually about getting laid.
He thought we were talking about pizza, I thought we were talking about his ex.
They said 'hello' but meant 'I want to have sex with your sister.'
She said 'I love you' but meant 'I'm hungry.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack The Tripper is when you're so confused you think you're doing something dirty but you're just thinking about yourself.
He thought he was cheating but he was just watching a movie.
She thought she was getting laid but she was just thinking about her lunch.
He thought he was in a relationship but he was just high.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jack The Tripper is a guy who feels like he's committing a crime every time he touches himself.
He got a guilt trip after his third masturbation session.
He felt like he was going to jail every time he closed his eyes.
He thought he was cheating on his mom.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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