jack the slack

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To rub your noodle like a madman until you scream and cry and then pass out from pure happiness.

Bro just jacked the slack in the bathroom during lunch.

He was jacking the slack so hard the teacher thought there was a fire.

My dog jacked the slack and then fell asleep on my face.

So hot you think you're going to die. Like the guy who makes your heart skip beats and your pants fall down.

That guy is jack the slack. I’ve never seen someone so perfect.

My crush is jack the slack. I think I’m in love.

My brother said my friend is jack the slack. I believe him.

When you beat your meat until it's sore and then lie around like a dead fish because you're too tired to move.

I jacked the slack and now I'm lying on the floor like a dead fish.

After jacking the slack, I couldn't even stand up.

He jacked the slack so hard he passed out on the couch.

When you pull up your pants like you just won the lottery and your mom is proud of you.

He jacked the slack and then pulled up his pants like he just won the lottery.

After jacking the slack, she pulled up her shorts and said 'I’m proud of you.'

He jacked the slack and then pulled up his jeans like he just got a gold star.