Jack the ripper sandwich

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The hole your mom uses to breathe when she's too lazy to open her mouth
My mom’s mouth is closed tighter than a jar of pickles
She talked to me through her nose like a dog
I asked her a question and she just hummed at me
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The mouth your mom keeps shut because she’s too tired to talk and too lazy to open it
She just stared at me like I was a plate of broccoli
I asked her if she wanted dinner and she just grunted
She tried to explain her day and it came out like a growl
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Your mom’s mouth turned into a cave because she never talks and never opens it
She talked to me through her nose like she was a goat
I asked her a question and she just snorted at me
She tried to say hello and it came out like a sneeze
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