jack the ripper

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A dirty old man who sliced up whores like a madman in 1888. Nobody knows who he was, but he sure as hell left a mess. Now the term means any loud, rip-a-fart that makes you wish you were dead.
Jack the Ripper just walked in and my mom had a heart attack.
I heard a fart so loud, it was like Jack the Ripper had a flatulent nightmare.
My dog passed gas and I said, 'That’s Jack the Ripper, I swear.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A faceless creep who gutted five whores in London’s dirtiest slum. Nobody saw him, nobody heard him, but he left the ladies chopped up like meat in a butcher shop.
Jack the Ripper was just a regular guy with a knife and a grudge against whores.
They said he was just a working-class man, not some fancy-dressed freak.
He probably looked like my uncle when he got drunk and attacked my cousin.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When a girl’s flirting with you and you let one rip in her face like she asked for it.
Jack the Ripper just farted in my face and I told him to go to hell.
I was hitting on her, then I farted and she looked like she wanted to die.
That girl was all over me, then I let one rip and she ran away screaming.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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This motherfucker was a beast. He tore people apart and left them in pieces. He was the best at what he did, and people still talk about him like he was some kind of legend.
Jack the Ripper was the original freakin’ monster.
He was the king of the slum, the lord of the gutted.
He was like a beast in human form, and people still don’t know who he was.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A fart so bad it smells like a rotten sewer and feels like it could rip your pants off.
Jack the Ripper’s fart hit me like a truck.
I farted so hard, I think I broke the ceiling.
That fart was so strong, it smelled like death and tax season.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A dirty old man who tried to shut down prostitutes, but failed because he was too busy gutting them.
Jack the Ripper was just trying to end prostitution, but he was too busy killing whores.
He tried to make life better for people, but he was just a serial killer with a knife.
He wanted to clean up the streets, but he was too busy gutting ladies.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A wild, strong weed named after Jack the Ripper. It’s been around since the 80s and has some crazy genetics from all the plants it’s been crossed with.
Jack the Ripper is the strongest weed I’ve ever smoked.
That weed hit me like a freight train.
Jack the Ripper is the best weed, and I’m not even high right now.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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