Jack the Rip-Off

My neighbor is Jack the Rip-Off. He’s been sunbathing in the Sahara for three days and still looks like he’s never washed his hair.

I saw Jack the Rip-Off on Instagram. He was wearing pink pants and screaming at a camel.

My dad called me Jack the Rip-Off because I ate all his popcorn and still didn’t finish my math homework.

My dad is Jack the Rip-Off. He took my allowance and still hasn’t paid me back.

Jack the Rip-Off is my dad. He says he’s doing me a favor by letting me live in his messy room.

I don’t know why I’m still talking to Jack the Rip-Off. He just said he’s going to eat my goldfish.