jack the rimmer

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A dude who rams his junk into people’s butts like it's a sport and doesn't care if they're screaming or crying.

Jack the Rimmer just rimmed my best friend at the bus stop. He didn't even ask.

My mom's boyfriend is Jack the Rimmer. He rims her in the grocery store.

At the park, Jack the Rimmer rimmed a kid who was eating a hot dog.

A guy who doesn't stop rimming until he's got a sore throat and everyone around him is grossed out.

Jack the Rimmer rimmed my teacher during lunch. She threw a muffin at him.

He rimmed my dog in the backyard and now the dog won't let me near him.

At the movie theater, Jack the Rimmer rimmed the guy in front of him.

A man who uses his mouth like a weapon and doesn't know when to stop.

Jack the Rimmer rimmed my uncle at the family reunion. He had to leave the room.

He rimmed my neighbor’s kid on the playground. Now the kid won't stop crying.

Jack the Rimmer rimmed my dad while he was watching the news.