Jack the retard

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Jack the Retard is a brain-dead fool who somehow got a job. He works for Star Wars and still can’t tell the difference between a lightsaber and a cheese sandwich.
Jack the Retard just ruined the new Star Wars movie by adding a scene where Yoda eats a taco.
At work, he tried to explain the Force as ‘just really strong WiFi.’
He got promoted because he yelled ‘I am your father’ at a coffee machine.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack the Retard is the dumbest person alive who somehow got a job. He works for Star Wars and thinks Luke Skywalker is a type of cereal.
He tried to reboot the Death Star by unplugging it.
He told everyone Darth Vader is just a guy with a bad hair day.
He got fired for singing ‘Let It Go’ to a TIE fighter.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack the Retard is a full-on idiot who works for Star Wars and still can’t tell the difference between a Jedi and a Jiffy Pop.
He tried to save the galaxy by throwing a pizza at the Emperor.
He believed the Force was just a really loud whisper.
He quit the job because he thought Yoda was a green sock.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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