Jack the piece

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When you take your flaccid noodle and rub it like it's the last piece of pizza on the plate.

I came home so tired, I did Jack the piece while watching cat videos.

My boss said I was slacking off, but I was just Jacking the piece.

I had to Jack the piece in the middle of a Zoom meeting because I couldn’t take it anymore.

Giving your wiener a massage because life threw you a curveball and you're not taking it.

I Jacked the piece after my dog ate my homework.

I was so mad at my ex, I Jacked the piece in the bathroom at the mall.

During lunch break, I Jacked the piece while my coworkers thought I was eating a sandwich.

When you take your soft meat and give it a rub because you're too lazy to do anything else.

I Jacked the piece while my mom was yelling at me about my grades.

I was too tired to eat dinner, so I Jacked the piece instead.

I Jacked the piece during a meeting because I couldn't focus.