Jack the jew

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A Jack the Jew is a fake rich Jew who talks too much about money and thinks he's the best at it. He’s not religious like the real Jews, he just wants your wallet.
My uncle is a Jack the Jew, he talks about stocks like it's a religion.
That guy at the bar said he’s a Jack the Jew, but he can’t even balance his checkbook.
My teacher called my dad a Jack the Jew because he buys too many expensive watches.
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A Jack the Jew is a show-offy Jew who loves lighting up candles and wearing fancy clothes on holidays like it’s a fashion show.
My cousin wears his holiday clothes like a superhero, he’s a Jack the Jew for sure.
At Passover, my mom’s friend is a Jack the Jew, she lights all eight candles with a dramatic flair.
My friend’s brother wears a fancy robe every year, he’s a Jack the Jew.
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