Jack the goalie

Jack sat with Kassidy during the game and didn’t even try to catch the ball. Absolute disgrace.

Jack’s only job is to sit with Kassidy and make fun of everyone else.

Jack the goalie is just a human version of a broken chair. He sits with Kassidy and that’s it.

Jack didn’t even blink when the ball flew at his face. He just sat with Kassidy like nothing happened.

Jack’s only goal is to sit with Kassidy and ignore the game. Total failure.

Jack the goalie is like a dog who only moves when Kassidy throws him a treat.

Jack the goalie doesn’t even care about the game. He’s too busy sitting with Kassidy and laughing at everyone else.

Jack’s the only one who thinks sitting with Kassidy is more important than blocking a goal.

Jack the goalie is like a broken toaster. He sits with Kassidy and that’s it.